Piper Nuelle

Cats rule the world… End of discussion… Good day and goodbye…

I am a proud cat mummy to two beautiful cat babies, both black cats and both are like my emotional support cats, and both frequently visit me when I’m writing in my study and keep me company when I’m home alone.

I have always adored and loved cats, they are majestic and sophisticated animals that also only share one brain cell between them and are dumb as F***. They make me laugh, I love watching the silly cat videos of cats and kittens making fools of themselves and in our home they are lovingly known as, ‘Shittens and Shats’.

Shitten being the terms for a poopy baby kitten that is very cute but extremely stinky. And Shat, well that is the grown up term for a Shitten. Again, very stinky.

Cats are indeed hilarious creatures and bring much joy to the human race, number one by making sure all humans are classed as ‘The work force’ to attend to all needs of the cat and in return one stroke may be allowed before the claws of death appear. Compared to a dog… Where the dog is a bundle of cute and ever loving joy that will give its owner all its love and affection… With a cat, you need to earn that love and affection and depending on its mood it may be granted and taken away with a drop of a hat or a ‘Dreamies cat treat!’.

Let me know, are you a dog person or a cat person?

xo Piper xo